Obvious fact: You wouldn't be reading this if you hadn't clicked on one of the 'hire me' links on other pages in the site. Thus, I will be blunt: I want you to give me money. Okay, fine, but that begs the question: Why should you want to give me money? Well, I've got three possible answers, right here...

  One: You've read everything I've posted to this site, and you're thinking: Hey, I want this guy to write one of those things for me!
  If that's the case, a story commission is the answer. Send me an e-mail which tells me what sort of story you're interested in, and how much you're willing to pay for it (minimum of $10 per story).
  Click on the COMMISSION button to get this particular ball rolling.

  Two: You've enjoyed what you read here. Desirous of reading more, and recognizing that this website (like any other) requires maintenance on a more-or-less continual basis, you'd like to help out on a more-or-less continual basis.
  The answer: Subscription. Click on the SUBSCRIBE button, and (through the magic of PayPal) you, too, can send me $1.00 a month!

  Three: You'd like to help out, but you don't have any story ideas you'd like me to write for you, and you also don't like the continuing entanglement of a subscription. In other words, you're simply feeling generous.
  If this is the case, click on the DONATE button and you'll be sent to a PayPal page on which you can specify whatever amount of monetary gift you feel comfortable giving.