One: You've read everything I've posted to this site, and you're
thinking: Hey, I want this guy to write one of those things for me!
If that's the case, a story commission is the answer. Send me an e-mail which tells me what sort of story you're interested in, and how much you're willing to pay for it (minimum of $10 per story).
Click on the COMMISSION button to get this particular ball rolling.