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In which four very, very odd people spent a weekend together. These pictures don't really tell the whole story - there's nothing in them about how I ended up with fleas, or the very, very weird Anime Brian brought, or the Weird Al CD, or the 'filk singing' which still gives me nightmares.
Maybe that isn't such a bad thing.
Well - photos follow, with descriptions. Click on the piccies to see an enlarged version. You may also want to take a peek at Ceefax's UK TSA Get-together page or head back to the Bash Pages Index.
(High-bandwidth version available for those with nippy connections.)
Ceefax,
raccoon at large, complete with miniature, cuddly version.
Mat
(me), whooping triumphantly and holding his kill aloft. Allegedly.
XoYo,
preparing dinner.
Brian
Flatt, being viciously cuted by Lucifer.
Everyone
together. One of the cats is holding the camera, and the other is - well,
you don't want to know. (Larger version has labels of who's who.)
Why
yes, that is a dog bowl I'm eating from. The red eyes and hairy
arms are like that in real life, too.
Within
ten seconds of this photo being taken, XoYo's ear had been lacerated.
A sequence
showing me bravely intimidating two stuffed toys, then the consequences.
This
isn't what it looks like, Officer. The soft toys are after me again.
Don't
look too closely at Brian's T-shirt or you'll go blind.
Plushie
sheep nuzzling Lucifer affectionately. The next picture in the sequence
has, thankfully, been lost.
The
other hundred-odd cans wouldn't fit in the photo.
You
really don't want to know what this one is about.
I
grudgingly allowed the others to have a photo without yours truly in it.
This
is Lucifer, the devil incarnate. She enjoys torturing poor innocent doggies
(me) by jumping onto their laps and sinking her claws in.
This
is Morrigan. She's a sort of inept McCavity, in that wherever mischief
occurs she can always be found looking embarrassed.
This
is Loki's stunt double. We had trouble keeping him in one place long enough
to take a photo, so we just stuck the stuffed toy in about the right position.
Loki,
psychotic jungle cat.
Two
cats caught looking cute.
XoYo's
house was used as a film set for several Vietnam movies.
The
54th Air Cavalry Regiment reckons there are still a couple of patrols out
there somewhere.
