Old mother Hubbard
Old mother Hubbard,
Went to the cupboard,
To get her poor Shoggoth a bone.
When she got there,
The cupboard was bare,
So the Shoggoth devoured her whole.
Ring a Ring of cultists 'A ring, a ring of roses'
Ring a Ring of Cultists,
The pentagram convulses,
They all start to drown.
Twinkle, Twinkle, Aldebaran 'Twinkle, Twinkle, little
Twinkle, Twinkle, Aldebaran,
Home of Haster, chant your psalm.
To us the world is quite inane,
The yellow sign - driven us insane.
Twinkle, Twinkle, Aldebaran,
We're freeing Haster - unspeakable harm.
Rev. Peters 'Mary had a little lamb'
Rev. Peters had a little spade,
It was used to dig a hole.
In a graveyard, at the dead of night,
Sanity loss has it's toll.
The black goat 'Baa, Baa, Black sheep'
Iä, Iä, Black goat,
Have you any young?
Thousands yet to come.
All for Cthulhu,
Sleeping 'neath the waves.
Worship Shub Nigurath unto our graves.
-Tim Cooke and Tim Massingham
Shub Nigurath - 'Black goat with a thousand young' (for you Lovecraft Philistines)
I'm the king of the star spawn 'I'm the king of the
monkeys' - Disney's Jungle book
I'm the king of star-spawn,
and R'lyeh is where I sleep.
I've a cult at the top,
Insanity don't stop,
Confinement doesn't stop me.
I wanna warp minds,
Yeah, man minds.
My dreaming reaches wide,
perverting thoughts in slumbering brains,
there ain't no place to hide.
I wanna rule over you-ou-ou,
I wanna enslave you,
you go insane to,
You see its true-ue-ue,
a blaspheme like me-ee-ee,
can crush your mind,
in my cult you'll find,
Common Cultists 'Common People' - Pulp
She came from Brent,
she loved dangerous knowledge.
Read blasphemous works at Arkham college
And then a spell caught her eye.
She told me she'd summoned a horror,
A mound of goo which lurched right for her.
It had slime,
then in thirty seconds time,
Well what else could I do,
I wanna summon blasphemous horrors,
I wanna do what ever common cultists do.
Want to chant like common cultists,
Want to sacrifice normal people like you,
The deep ones 'Flintstone's theme tune'
Deep ones, meet the deep ones,
they're a modern, pre-cambrian family.
Come on, down to R'lyeh,
there are things that are blasphemies.
Some day, maybe Cthulhu will win the fight,
and then, the night stars will be right.
When you're with the Deep ones,
Have a slimy, ichor-goo time,
A slimy, ichor-goo time,
When the stars are right
Antennae face 'Chantilly Lace'-Big Bopper
and a carapace.
A slither in the walk
and a gibber in the talk
make my SAN go down down down.
There ain't nothin' in the world
like a bug-eyed girl
to make me act so funny,
make me kill my buddies,
send me to my doom
in a rubber room,
oh, baby, that's what I like!
by John S. Adair and Holly E. Taylor
Songs by other artists:
- "Slime away" Oasis
- "Haster in the sky with Byakhees" The beatles
- "Suicide is painless" Theme from MASH
- "They're coming to take me away, HA, HA." Don't know this one
- "Can I play with madness" Iron Maiden
- "I saw the (yellow) sign" Ace of Base. Includes the lines
I saw the sign,
It opened up my mind,
I saw the sign.
- obvious Cthulhoid influences, spooky.
- "These Dreams" Heart
Includes the Cthulhoid lines:
that come when I close my eyes.
Every second of the night,
I need you more each time."
Personal ad. in paper - "Does anyone know how to toilet train a Shoggoth, it keeps leaving piles of ichor around the house and then squishing embarrassed into the corner."
Cthulhu books -
"A brief history of slime." - Steven W. Cthulhu
"A hundred and one uses for a dead Shoggoth"
"Zen and the art of gating things that should not be"
"The hitch-hikers guide to blaspheme" - Dagon Adams
-includes the line "Cthulhu's just this guy, you know."
Some stuff Marcus sent me from our e-mail archive (otherwise known as his read-mail folder.)
From firstname.lastname@example.orgSun Apr 28 08:15:39 1996 Date: Sun, 28 Apr 1996 00:56:38 +0000 (GMT) From: Marcus Ogden
To: Tim Massingham Subject: For Web page #2: Limericks, one-liners etc. A Cthulhu joke (nicked from DRAGON, but so what?): Q. How many COC investigators does it take to change a light bulb? A. All of them. Never split the party. --- Row, row, row your boat, Down into the deeps. Merrily, merrily, merrily, merrily, To where Cthulhu sleeps. - Tim Massingham --- Q: How do Cthulhu's non-Euclidean architects do trigonometry? A: With an Elder Sine! - Marcus Ogden --- MY FAVOURITE THINGS ("The Sound of Music") Shoggoths that glibber and ghouls that go meeping, Eldritch dark ichor and the dead never sleeping; Nightgaunts that flap with their blasphemous wings, these are a few of my favourite things. What is squamous; what is rugose; what is inchoate; I simply invoke all my favourite things through the five-dimensional gate. - Chris Amies "Cthulhu in '96: Why Vote For The Lesser Evil?" Gnarlytoehep, the Surfer With a Thousand Toes... DUDE! Humans: bet you can't eat just one!
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