I won't even begin to go into how badly this -chan program raped my semester, but for now some wise words that came into my head when talking with a possible friend online.
The people I work with are mostly conservative dimwits.
I may be overreaching my authority here, but try calling them nationalist or fascist, or corporate instead of conservative. The people known as 'conservative' in the USA today don't really conserve anything. Instead they're defined by their receptivity to the corporate propaganda designed to make them obedient and centrist, under the illusion that they're being independant. Some linguistic substitutions I use to accurately reflect this are: