Jokes I thought up
(You can smile now.)
Why can't people in Finland ever get things started? Because by the time they do, they're already Finnish.
Who determines whether things like gravity, work, and force are positive or negative? Signtists.
> > What happens if you're equidistant from a human and from a horse? > > Michael Bard > > Well obviously, you would be at the centaur. > > Starling
What is 10^(-1) mations? a decimation What is 10^(6) zoords? a megazoord What is 10^(-3) yonaires? a millionaire
So a blind man and a dark-skinned gentleman both put their signatures on an important contract. The see-can't and the tan-gent co-signed.
Why do few ambidextrous people become authors? Because they have no problems left to right.
Doril says, "So would that santa guy.. His elves could be snack treats.. " Arianhrod hides from the idea of elves being snacks.. Marasmus smiles sleepily at Arian. He likes elves. Marasmus says, "Nice and tender, elves don't do much hard labour, so dey're generally nice white meat." Doril churfs. "I'll let you have the legs if you help me catch one." Starling merps "Oh great, if you eat the elf's legs we'll have to call him Leg-o-loss." Frenetic looks for the pun bat. Frenetic growls softly, "Just gimli a reason." Hiroshima gets out a mallet and WACKS Frentic,"Stop that or I'll toss ya Starling merps "The jig is up, you are a gorner, Frenetic!"
...ok, so I can't remember any other of my jokes at the moment. Quick, what's that hideous thing behind you?! *pushes a button* [To be continued...]
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