Many of us remember with fondness a summer day camp, counselors screaming at us, kids running, pushing, biting, being herded into small spaces for lunches, activities... okay maybe it's not so fun. But I'm sure you all remember with fondness the wonderful camp songs that 1000 other people sang at the top of their lungs, thus rendering any lyrics indecipherable. Well fear no more! Here, I present to you some of my favorite Horribly Annoying Song Lyrics. All you have to know are the tunes. I might post 'em in MIDI format later if I really want to waste my time. ^.^

Stay on the Sunny Side (c/o James S. Cole)

• Chorus:
• Stay on the sunny side,
• Always on the sunny side,
• Stay on the sunny side of life.
• (Of Life!)
• You'll feel the pain as I
• Drive you insane so
• Stay on the sunny side of life
• (Of Life!)
• Knock,Knock
• Who's there?
• Ether
• Ether who?
• It's the Ether Bunny!
• Yahhh!
• (Chorus)
• Knock, Knock
• Who's there?
• Ana
• Ana who?
• Ana 'nother ether bunny!
• Yahhh!
• (Chorus)
• Knock, Knock
• Who's there?
• Consumption
• Consumption who?
• Consumption be done about all these ether bunnies?
• Yahhh!
• (Chorus)
• Knock, Knock
• Who's there?
• Cargo
• Cargo who?
• Cargo Beep, Beep and run over all the ether bunnies!
• Yahhhhh!
• (Chorus)
• Knock, Knock
• Who's there?
• Boo
• Boo Who?
• Don't cry the Easter Bunny be back next year!
• Yahhhhh!
• (Chorus)

The Song that Never Ends (c/o San Ramon Valley Day Camp )

• ( Originally a Peter, Paul and Mary song )
• This is the song that drives you insane.
• It will grow inside your brain.
• Somebody--started singing it a long long time ago,
• Now you'll be singing it forever, don't you know
• Chorus:
• This is the song that never ends,
• It just goes on and on my friends.
• Somebody--started singing it not knowing what it was,
• Now people keep on singing it forever just because
• (Chorus)
• (Chorus)
• (Chorus etc...)

If I Go Crazy (c/o Mr. Mellon)

• (This is done solo.)
• I don't care if I go crazy,
• One two three four five six switch.
• (Here you quickly swap the position of your left side and right. Either flip 4 dimensionally, or just move quickly.)
• Crazy go I if care don't I,
• Six five four three two one switch.
• (Return to original configuration)
• (Adopt a new pose)
• (Start over again)

My Version of Polly Wolly Doodle (c/o Arthur Pearson and here.)

• Oh, I went down south for to see my Sal
• Polly wolly doodle alla day
• Oh, Sal, she is a spunky gal
• Polly wolly doodle alla day.
• Chorus:
• Fare thee well, fare thee well
• Fare thee well my fairy fay
• For I'm goin' Louisiana for to see my Susy-anna
• Singin' Polly wolly doodle alla day.
• Oh, my Sal she is a maiden fair
• Polly wolly doodle alla the day
• With curly eyes and laughing hair
• Singin' Polly wolly doodle alla day.
• (Chorus)
• I came to a river and couldn't get 'cross
• Singin' Polly wolly doodle alla day
• I jumped on a gator and thought he was a hoss
• Singin' Polly wolly doodle alla day.
• (Chorus)
• A grasshopper sitting on a railroad track
• Singin' Polly wolly doodle alla day
• A picking his teeth with a carpet tack
• Singin' Polly wolly doodle alla day.
• (Chorus)
• (Chorus)

Waddli-what?

• Waddliatcha Waddliacha,
• Doodley doo. Doodley doo.
• Waddliatcha Waddliacha,
• Doodley doo. Doodley doo.
• It's the simplest song, there isn't much to it.
• All you gotta do is doodley do it.
• I like the rest but the part I like the best goes
• Doodley doodley doo. (doo dooo!)

Gray Squirrel (wonder if they knew how significant this one was for me. ;) )

• (Paws up! Look cute. Shake rump every third line.)
• Gray Squirrel
• Gray Squirrel
• Shake your bushy tail.
• Gray Squirrel
• Gray Squirrel
• Shake your bushy tail.

How many bottles of beer? (c/o Quentin "Cubist" Long)

• (aleph-null is the size of the set of natural numbers.)
• Aleph-null bottles of beer on the wall,
• Aleph-null bottles of beer.
• If one of those bottles should happen to fall
• There'd be aleph-null bottles of beer on the wall.