So Carlos was driving down the freeway at 90 miles per hour when a policeman pulls him over.  The policeman says, "Son, do you know why I pulled you over?" Carlos says, "Yeah.  I was driving 90 miles per hour."  As the policeman was writing out Carlos's ticket, Carlos looked in his rear view mirror and saw a man in a clown suit.  Now Carlos loves clowns.  They remind him of the circus.  Carlos loves the circus.

So the policeman gave Carlos his ticket, and right then and there Carlos decided to go to the circus.  He rushed home, and put on his best suit.  He put on his pink striped purple polka dot orange plaid suit with the little duckys on it, got in his car, and headed to the circus.

Carlos got to the circus 2 hours early.  No one in the world was there! But Carlos wasn't afraid.  He bought a ticket and headed for the Big Top.  On his way there, Carlos saw a man selling popcorn.

Now Carlos loves popcorn.

So Carlos bought some popcorn and headed into the tent.  The Big Top was completely empty.  Carlos got the best seat in the house: middle aisle, front row, center ring.  2 hours later the circus started.

In came the acrobats and the tightrope walkers, the dancing bears and the trained lions.  Then out on stage drove a little pink striped purple polka dot Volkswagen Bug and out of it stepped 12 clowns.  The last clown got out of the car, pointed at Carlos and said, "Hey you!  Nice suit!"

Carlos was so ashamed he ran home crying.  Then he went back, got his car and drove home crying.  Carlos had never been so embarrased in his life, but he vowed then and there that he was going to get that clown.

So Carlos enrolled in Comedy School.  He graduated top in the class!  But Carlos didn't think that was enough, so he went to Advanced Comedy School.  He graduated... second from the top in that class, but Carlos decided that was good.

9 years later, Carlos was driving down the freeway at 90 miles per hour when a policeman pulls him over.  The policeman says, "Son, do you know why I pulled you over?" Carlos says, "Yeah.  I was driving 90 miles per hour."  As the policeman was writing out Carlos's ticket, Carlos looked in his rear view mirror and saw a man in a clown suit.  Now Carlos loves clowns.  They remind him of the circus.  Carlos loves the circus.

So the policeman gave Carlos his ticket and right then and there Carlos decided to go to the circus.  He rushed home, and put on his best suit.  He shook the mothballs off his pink striped purple polka dot orange plaid suit with the little duckys on it, got in his car, and headed to the circus.

Carlos got to the circus 2 hours early.  No one in the world was there! But Carlos wasn't afraid.  He bought a ticket and headed for the Big Top.  On his way there, Carlos saw a man selling popcorn.

Now Carlos loves popcorn.

So Carlos bought some popcorn and headed into the tent.  The Big Top was completely empty.  Carlos got the best seat in the house: middle aisle, front row, center ring.  2 hours later the circus started.

In came the acrobats and the tightrope walkers, the dancing bears and the trained lions.  Then out on stage drove a little pink striped purple polka dot Volkswagen Bug and out of it stepped 12 clowns.  The last clown got out of the car, pointed at Carlos and said, "Hey you!  Nice suit!"

Carlos jumped up, pointed at the clown and triumphantly said, "Hey you! That's dumb!"