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Whoa Lady...

Episode submitted by Rolph on Thu Oct 6 05:52:36 2005
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Jon was fearful of what this woman might do. As much as he tried, he couldn't pull his hands from her breasts.

"I wish you'd get your filthy hands of my breasts you pervert!"

Jon's hands popped free. Jon immediately tried to grab the rock out of her hands. The woman quickly pulled her hand away and slapped him in the face.

"Stop touching me you fucking rapist! I'm gonna call the cops!"

"I'm sorry! I wasn't trying to touch you! I need that rock! I'll leave right away, I promise! This is all a big misunderstanding."

"Misunderstanding?! You broke into my apartment and started groping me!"

"I didn't break in! I just appeared here! And I didn't want to grab your breasts! I couldn't control myself!"

"Couldn't control yourself? Are you a mental patient?! What's wrong with you?"

"Nothing! I told you! My mom made a wish with that I rock and I appeared here! I swear! Please, just hand me that rock and I'll leave. You'll never see me again."

"Your mom made a wish? What? You expect me to believe that?"

"No. But please give me that rock."

"Well how about I make a wish! I wish you were naked!"

Suddenly there was a white flash and Jon was completely naked.

"Oh my God! It worked! This IS a wishing rock!"

"Be careful with that!"

"Shut up! I wish...."

Having Some Fun With Jon

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