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ARD (Alternate Reality Device)


Episode submitted by Anonymous51 on Tue Jan 16 22:00:01 2007
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"I wish I had a device that would allow me to go to an alternate reality of my choosing."

As Jon said that, a device that looked like a sophisticated watch appeared on his wrist. On its small screen, menus appeared, each one for a different aspect of the device's functionality. It had many choices for alternate realities, each one beginning with the words WHAT IF.

Jon liked that, but he thought it might be easier if he could choose something that wasn't on the list. There were, in fact, infinite alternate realities.

"I wish that this device would allow me to choose alternate realities by voicing them." That way he could just say out loud where he wanted to go, instead of just picking it from the menu.

Another thing occured to him. He didn't want to go to another reality and end up having two of himself running around.

"I wish that if the reality that someone is going to has a version of him or her, then he or she will inhabit that version of him or her in that reality."

"You thought this thing through, haven't you," Karyn said.

"Yeah." He looked down at the device. "Now to see if it works."

"Where are you gonna go?" she asked.

Jon had something in mind. So, he said the words to activate the device: "What if ..."


What if the dinosaurs never became extinct.

What if electricity was never discovered.

What if the Nazis won World War II.

What if men never existed.

What if America's favorite sport was bowling.

What if diseases never existed.

pants sang tv theam songs

What if men got pregnate

What if the gender ratio was ten women to every man.

What if the Men's clothes were never created

What if the the idea of Masculin and Feminine were never thought of

What if there were three genders.

What if Everyone Dressed like Little Girl's

Including Karyn

Including Karyn (2)

What if men had breasts instead of women

What if men dressed like little girls?

What if There was no such thing as Feminine

What if There was no such thing as Masculine

What if all women had porn star proportions

what if The Game Bioshock was a reality

What if There was only one gender

What if Victorian Era Clothing never went out of style

pokemon

What If Men And Women both looked like Females

Digimon

Humans didn't exist

No Such Thing as Sexual Orientation

What if Women Didn't Wear Clothing

what if the sexes evolved differently

what if people lived in hives

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