Reading the contract carefully...

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Jon began to panic. He couldn't remember whether he remembered to wish himself out of a three-year contract. Just then, things started to pop into his head. The original wish was for "signing the girls for more than a week." The girls had been signed for more than a week. Jon (as Jasmine) took glasses out and put them on, examining the contract.

"I'm afraid this contract is void, Mr. er, uh..." Jon began.

"Louie, Mr. Louie to you, bitch. What do you mean?"

"The contract clearly states that there are four parties involved: Krystal, you, myself, and a fourth person who has not yet signed." Aparently, since his mom didn't exist as a stripper anymore, all records of her were non-existant. "Line 47 of Section G clearly states that this contract shall not be valid until all parties have signed. Furthermore, until all parties sign, any party member may change their mind up until all parties have signed. I am, hereby, crossing my name off, freeing me of my contract with you, Louie."

Jon crosses off Jasmine's name.

"What? I could've sworn there were three of you..." Louie seemed to have trouble remembering.

"Now to find that rock and get rid of these breasts!" thought Jon.

And by find, I mean take...

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