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The Author's Notes to Mundementia One
 
by J.(Channing)Wells

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Prior to Book One, Part One

I am not responsible for what follows. It was not penned by my hand. And despite the fact that my name appears beneath the title, nothing of what you are about to see...

_Ever Happened._

Sincerely,
J.(Channing)Wells

P.S. Serves me right for trying to write from my dreams...

P.P.S. Blame for this one goes to Steve Jackson Games and, specifically, _GURPS:I.O.U._ from which I sto-- um... Drew much inspiration for the generals of the setting. Not that it's anything _too_ similar. But some of the basics are there...

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Prior to Book One, Part Four

Note to all Uberauters perusing this cruel travesty that has been unfairly attributed to me:

This section is Short.

Don't ask me why. As noted, nothing of this ever happened anyway.

Sincerely,
J.(Channing)Wells

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After Book One, Part Seven

Back to the goofiness next chapter, I promise you. That is, I _would_ be promising you were I actually writing this at all, which as I have stated repeatedly, is not the case. This is all a figment of your imagination. Do not be alarmed. Do not adjust your set. Fnord.

Sincerely,
J.(Channing)Wells

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Prior to Book One, Part Ten

Transcriber's Note:

C-Sharp.

(There is dead silence for several minutes. Then, a single, solitary cricket chirps. Its pitiful little noise only serves to accentuate the dead, utter silence.)

(Then, there is a faint sound, that, with some creative mental geometry, might possibly be conceptualized as being a comedic rimshot if, and only if, one were to take into account the idea that the drummer was an arthritic octogenarian on dangerously taxing prescription pharmaceuticals playing on a headless trap-set with sticks made of some kind of fruit-flavored gelatin dessert.)

(Another silence.)

Sorry.

J.(Channing)Wells

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Prior to The Christmas Interlude, Part One

I refuse to make any excuses for what follows. This is mostly because I can't think of any.

Sincerely,
J.(Channing)Wells

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Prior to the Christmas Interlude, Part Two

Transcriber's Note:

This purported "Christmas Story" contains material wildly inappropriate for that selfsame season, or, frankly, for any season whatsoever.

No Lifeguards are on Duty.

Sincerely,
J.(Channing)Wells