Fill in the following fields like a mad lib. Rhyme where it tells you to, and keep those syllables straight! (Well, you can futz a little on the syllables, but make sure it rhymes.)

  1. Enter a verb of 1 syllable:
  2. Enter an insult of 4 syllables:
  3. Enter a noun of 1 syllable:
  4. Enter an injury of 2 syllables:
  5. Enter a noun that rhymes with 'worn', of 1 syllable:
  6. Enter an annoying thing of 3 syllables:
  7. Enter something delightful of 3 syllables that rhymes with entry 2,
  8. Enter an insult of 2 syllables:
  9. Something you can wear (2 syllables)
  10. Enter an adjective of 2 syllables:
  11. Enter an adjective of 2 syllables:
  12. Enter a noun (to rhyme later) of 1 syllable:
  13. Enter a noun of 3 syllables:
  14. Enter a noun of 2 syllables:
  15. Enter a noun that rhymes with entry 2, of 1 syllable:
  16. Enter a verb of 1 syllable:
  17. Enter an adjective of 4 syllables:
  18. Enter a noun that rhymes with entry 12, of 1 syllable:
  19. Quality of entry 18 (3 syllables)
  20. Enter a verb of 1 syllable:
  21. Enter a noun of 1 syllable:
  22. Enter a verb of 1 syllable:
  23. Enter an adjective of 2 syllables:
  24. Enter a noun (to rhyme later) of 1 syllable:
  25. Enter a concept of 2 syllables:
  26. Enter a piece of body (plural) of 1 syllable:
  27. Enter a verb that rhymes with 'overstay', of 3 syllables:
  28. Enter a mood or emotion of 1 syllable:
  29. Enter a noun related to appearance of 3 syllables:
  30. Enter a sad state indeed that rhymes with entry 24, of 2 syllables:
  31. Enter a verb of 1 syllable:
  32. Enter a dismissal of 1 syllable:
  33. Enter a dismissal of 2 syllables:
  34. Enter a dismissal of 3 syllables:
  35. Enter an insult that rhymes with 'new', of 3 syllables:

This was inspired by Buzz off, Banana Nose a poem also generated with a computer.

The creator of this insanity.