Woman 1: I gave birth to this child, only I can truly care for it! Woman 2: I have legal rights to this child, she abandoned it. Only I can truly care for it! King Solomon: I cannot take the child from either woman. My judgment is the child shall be divided in half laterally, one half given to each woman. Woman 1: Sounds fair. Woman 2: Seems alright to me. Queen: No! You can't kill my--the baby! Woman 1: (I don't get paid enough for this...) King Solomon: Uh, oh.
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